A long time ago in a sandwich far, far away...
JESSICA
HAHA fuck you Eli you stupid peice of shit
im not adding Jessica to fucking Heavy Clicker
and I never will!
you would have to cut all of my fingers off before I
ever think of adding your stupid little fucking
character.
you are so gullible to even think that there was going
to be the actual character as an easter egg by putting
her name into the console!
this was just a test to see if you would actually
play my game!
and if you keep begging me to add Jessica to this
game, i will have to catastrate you and put your
dick in a blender.
fuck you!
are you still fucking reading this?
you really are fucking stupid.
go back to robbing people on discord with your stupid
viruses.
go make out with your Proton ADL friends you stupid
fucking hacker!
